Like, Lananana etc.

So i was in the city the other day, getting a new bus card… And i overheard this girl at one of the tellers, talking…

And i could immediately tell she was Aussie (obv from her accent), but it was sooo strong!

Do we all really sound like that? Or have i just been in Sweden for too long and am used to hearing Swenglish, or American Accents?

She sounded tooooo Aussie, like something you would hear on an American movie, when they try to impersonate an Aussie.

If we do really sound like that, i must say… It sounds pretty gross haha.

I just found out my 10 year old nephew, Vincent got suspended from school for 3 days for hitting a kid.

Normally i would be all ‘mature aunty’ and think that it was wrong of Vincent to hit that kid… But apparently the kid was going around telling lies about Vincent, and he has been doing it for ages now, and today Vincent just snapped and (this is how exactly i got told it happened) grabbed the kid by the throat, the chased him around the playground with his hand still on his throat, then smashed his head into a pole.

All i can say is WOW hahaha… Im proud of him in a way, that he knows how to stick up for himself, but also really shocked as to where he would learn such behaviour.

The worst part is that the school called my sister up to the school and told her what happened and said that they would need to suspend Vincent for 3 days, then when he comes back to school, he will have afternoon detentions.

Okay, wtf… Apparently the kid wasn’t even hurt that bad, and they aren’t even punishing the other kid? But Vincent gets all the punishment for the kid tormenting him in the first place? It’s bullshit.
They should both be suspended.

I told my sister to go to the school and complain about the unfair treatment that Vincent is getting, and she agreed, so she is going to go up to the school tomorrow.

Anyways… the dreams part… I had the most fucked up dream last night…

I can’t remember entirely what it was about, but all i know is that i had a pimple on my nose… Not on the nostril where my piercing is… But the opposite side.

The dream was more based around this pimple and me popping it… Then when i popped it, it was just pussing for ages… Yuk.

So anyways, i decided to look about what the dream means, and i got this interpretation…

“To dream that you have pimples, relates to issues about your self-esteem and self-image. You are feeling awkward or out of place in some situation or relationship.”

“To dream that you are popping your pimples, indicates that negative emotions about need to be expressed and acknowledge. Those emotions that you are holding back are on the verge of erupting.”

Wtf is that suppose to mean? Gah. FML. :(

Dream brother… My killer… My lover…

Today was the first time i have seen the sun here in a few days…

I think it has brought my mood up a bit haha.

It’s such beautiful weather outside… The sun is shining and it’s approx. 9.2 Degrees…

Too bad i have nothing to do today :(

But seriously, this depressing weather has been making me a bit homesick…

If Sweden had the same weather as Australia, but kept the landscape + the people, it would be the perfect country!

There’s barely any clouds in the sky also…. Sweden <3

• Family
• Friends
• Music
• Dancing
• My iPod
• Vanilla Vodka & Apple Juice
• Dressing Up
• Teh Interwebz, lulz.
• Falling asleep at night when it’s pouring rain outside
• Belts
• Sleeping
• Drunk Texting
• Fanta (Orange Fanta)
• Easyway
• Picnics
• Travelling
• Road Trips
• Avacado
• Suicide Girls
• The Beach
• Sunsets
• Adventures
• All Nighters
• Taking Pictures
• Surprises
• Sushi
• Secluded Places
• Decorating
• Scrapbooking
• Kawaii
• Going For Walks
• Shopping
• Cuddles
• Kisses
• Snuggling
• Art
• Photography

Okay, all i could think of right now… Im sure there’s more though…

Can’t sleep :(

Which is weird, because i woke up relatively early today so i should be tired!!

It’s currently 1:06am, and i have achieved nothing today… I couldn’t even be bothered to do my homework for my Swedish class which is due on Tuesday…

Tomorrow, i need to pull my finger out of my ass and search/apply the shit out of every job i see… Otherwise i will just continue to get depressed and waste my life away in this beautiful country…….. and also do my homework. Woe is me.

But first, i need to try and sleep!

And whilst im waiting to fall into a state of semi-consciousness, i shall update my iPod with some Mayer Hawthorne and Erykah Badu, so i can have some new ear candy to help me fall asleep.

1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep, 4 sheep, 5 sheep, 6 sheep, 7 sheep, 8 sheep, 9 she……….

Placebo

Florence and the Machine

Closure In Moscow

Foo Fighters

• Walking around in wet socks
• Being bored
• Narrow-minded people
• Bandwagon jumpers
• People who think they know everything about anything
• Forgetting my lip balm when i leave the house
• Olives
• Studying
• Not being able to make decisions
• People who will say they will be somewhere, but then dog it the last minute
• Fake people
• Ruining songs, by listening to them too much
• Gambling
• People who ask too many questions
• People who don’t know how to use deodorant
• Sleeping in too late and wasting a day
• People who type lyk diz
• Being depressed
• People who put down other people
• Not knowing what to do
• Being unemployed
• Being so far away from my family
• Spilling food/drink on my clothes
• Stupid fights
• Having to ration my money RE: being unemployed
• Arrogant people
• Distance
• Being lazy (although i am)
• Capsicum
• Hangovers
• Liars
• Losing contact with people i actually like
• Racism
• Losing things
• Breaking things
• People who don’t reply to texts
• Being alone
• Private numbers
• People who judge others by their looks
• People who try to sing along to songs but don’t know the lyrics
• Folding clothes
• Falling in love with an item of clothing, then finding out they don’t have my size
• Wrecking the bottoms of my shoes, because i walk like a retard :(
• Sluts

Hmm that’s it for now, im sure i hate other things, but this was all i can think of right now.
(via amyk87)

Well today was quite…. magical (tee-hee)…

Woke up at midday, lol even though i went to bed at like 1:30am… I could sleep for days if i wanted, tbh.

Then had some brekky, hung out for a bit and chilled to come Placebo, then headed to Malmö around 3:30ish, had a look around some shops… Then went to a Mexican restaurant in the city and ate the shit out of some goooooooooood Mexican foodz!!

At around 8ish we went to this big theater/hall thingy where this uber famous Swedish magician called Joe Labero was doing a show…

I was a bit skeptical prior to the show, i mean, i’ve watched some documentaries on magicians and the “behind the scenes” of their tricks, but i was actually quite impressed with Mr. Labero… And there was a lot of audience involvement, which is always good! AND! Not to mention, his assistant/butler is an AUSSIE! … he is from SYDNEY! yaaaaaaaay :) I wasn’t the only non-Swedish person in the room, and it really hit home when he was talking in English <3

But all in all, it was a pretty good night! Not a big night, but you need one of those every once in a while, plus… I gotta save my energy for QLIMAX next weekend ;)

OH! And i also saw the turning torso tonight up close for the first time since ive been in Sweden, and i’ve been to Malmö like a thousand times haha.

Time for sleep now! Goodnight my sweet little minions <3

Last night i went to the cinema in Helsingborg to watch the premiere (in Sweden) of Paranormal Activity… And honestly, the scariest movie i have ever seen (but i’m a skirt, so it might not be the scariest movie of all time), and the fact that it was Friday the 13th aswell… haha damn my superstitious mind.

I had a scarf covering my left eye (yes, i always cover one eye when watching scary movies… and no… i don’t know why) for like almost the entire movie.

It gets scarier in steps, and some of the shit that happens in the movie is unbelievable.

I think the fact that it is filmed as a homemade video is what makes it so scary, and you just get so stuck into it.

But i also just found out today that the footage isn’t real haha, and the people didn’t actually die… But the opening credits and the ending credits make it out to be so…

Anyways, i recommend you see it, and definitely on a big screen.

So, having a discussion on a forum i regularly post on, about vagina’s & penis’ (tee-hee).

It all started from this thread a guy made titled “Would any of you wear this?”, followed by a link to a website selling these;

Seriously? Who comes up with this shit? Who would actually wear it?
And better yet, do these people actually think it looks attractive?

Which brings me to my point… Our so called “love tools”, are so hideously unattractive… why are we attracted to them?
Because it sure as hell isn’t the look of them… Or maybe for some of you it is? (Which if that so happens to be the reason, then sorry, we just can’t be friends)

Now im not just hatin’ on vajayjay’s… A man’s winky isn’t quite the “looker” itself…

But seriously, why do they turn us on? Is it because it’s so “taboo”..?

If anyone disagree’s with me RE: The look of them, then please, speak up :) I want to know why/what you think is so attractive about them…

Because personally, i think some vulva’s look like they are going to swallow me alive… and a penis… really… it looks like a retarded mushroom.

/end rant